Female Translation:
I’m sad, and grieving… but not enough to sleep with you!
What you should say:
Let’s hit up another funeral bro…
Female Translation:
I’m sad, and grieving… but not enough to sleep with you!
What you should say:
Let’s hit up another funeral bro…
Female Translation:
I need a good reason to break up with you because I met someone better.
What you should say:
You’re right we are. I like guys now.
Female Translation
Um, you’re as good looking as my ideal “prince charming”, so it is going to take a little bit more work before you get some.
What to do
Take a breath and step up playa! The game requires more work on your part.
Introduced in the last 10 years, rabbit vibrators are a girl’s new best friend.
Female Translation
Not that one, silly!
What to do
If a girl lost her “rabbit”, it’s time for you to step in. Machines may have longer battery life, but nothing replaces the warm body and stimulating mind of a real man.
If however she gives you the real rabbit excuse that she REALLY lost a RABBIT, then she’s probably just not that into you.
