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Female Translation
Yes you have a cute face, but you have the personality of an ant! You’re SO boring!
What to do
Girls care about looks, but not to the detriment of a sustainable personality. Unlike most guys, who put up with bitchy behavior and bad personalities if the girl is “hot”. A female friend of mine often says this to boring guys to soften the blow to their ego. After all, who doesn’t like hearing that they are good looking?
Female Translation
I don’t want to talk to you. You’re creepy.
Image Source: LOLCats
What to do
If she has a cat, she’s using a normal routine like feeding an an excuse to get out of meeting with you. Offer to bring some cat food or cat toys as a last ditch effort. If she doesn’t have a cat, consider it a “I’m just not that into you” sign.
Female Translation
You’re SUCH a good friend. I love having you around. BUT, I am not interested in you sexually. I hope I can keep you around while I sleep with other more sexually attractive guys. You’re like my female friends without the PMS and catfights! How cute!
What to do
Volumes have been written on getting out of the “friend zone”. The friend zone is a dark and unhappy place. The best way to get over this excuse is to maintain the friendship and start dating other girls. Start a jealousy plot line. Woman (and people in general) value that which they cannot easily obtain.
