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#28: But you called me a “F**ing Whore!”

Mar 8, 2010 | Reported by alphawolf | Excuse Type: Sex

AKA “But you called me a slut”, “but you called me a dirty girl”, “but you called me a f’ing bitch!”

Scene from Sex and The City

female-32x32Female Translation

Yes I had degrading and dirty sex with you, but that does NOT make me a slut!

male-32x32 What to do

This depends on the girl. Usually, this means that the girl is actually a good girl and is not used to dirty language in bed. Apologize, tone it down. Dial it back and start slowly. If you called her a slut, start by calling her a bad girl. Most of the time, role playing and dirty talk turns up the intensity in bed.

of course, calibrate depending on the girl. Some girls just don’t like any degrading language in bed. However, having been with many, I know that most women do.

#27: I’m feeling funny

Mar 4, 2010 | Reported by alphawolf | Excuse Type: Rejection

female-32x32Female Translation

You make me feel sick

male-32x32 What to do

Give her some space. Continue a casual friendship and continue to be cool. Try to adjust your vibe so that she first feels comfortable around you. Without the pretext of comfort, attraction cannot be built once a girl finds you to be “creepy” and making her feel “funny”

#26: I have an STD…

Mar 4, 2010 | Reported by alphawolf | Excuse Type: Hookups Rejection

female-32x32Female Translation

I’d rather this guy think I’m a dirty trick than sleep with him.

male-32x32 What to do

Depends on the STD. Wear a condom. Always.

Sometimes the girl is genuine and she is an honest person. I had a friend who went to bed with a girl who admitted she had Herpes after she undressed. He ran out and never saw her again.

Dave Chappelle on avoiding STDs