Dimitri the Lover, the infamous phone message guy is up to no good again with a film of his own:
Dimitri the Lover:
Female Translation
Help! Stalker!
What to do
Run. Fast.
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Dimitri the Lover, the infamous phone message guy is up to no good again with a film of his own:
Dimitri the Lover:
Female Translation
Help! Stalker!
What to do
Run. Fast.
Female Translation
Yes you have a cute face, but you have the personality of an ant! You’re SO boring!
What to do
Girls care about looks, but not to the detriment of a sustainable personality. Unlike most guys, who put up with bitchy behavior and bad personalities if the girl is “hot”. A female friend of mine often says this to boring guys to soften the blow to their ego. After all, who doesn’t like hearing that they are good looking?
Female Translation
I don’t want to talk to you. You’re creepy.
Image Source: LOLCats
What to do
If she has a cat, she’s using a normal routine like feeding an an excuse to get out of meeting with you. Offer to bring some cat food or cat toys as a last ditch effort. If she doesn’t have a cat, consider it a “I’m just not that into you” sign.
