Female Translation

Who is this creep! Ah! How do I get rid of him…

What to do

Fine! I didn’t want you anyway!

Girls tend to throw the words “creep”, “stalker” and “weird” a lot around guys they may not know. Do not take this personally. Like the words “Slut” and “whore” they are social weapons females use to deflect each other as well as men they do not desire. As soon as she likes a guy he suddenly become “stud” or that “handsome guy”

Don’t take it personally and be less creepy on the next girl you meet

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Female Translation

Gotta go! I can’t ditch my friends because I don’t know you well enough yet! Otherwise they’ll think I am a slut

What to do

Sometimes you do not have enough time to get to know a girl that you just met. As such, you either have to run really tight game or make a memorable impression in a short time frame. Slipping her your business card may work but the chances of a call back are low.

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Female Translation:

I want to have sex, but do not make me look like a whore or judge me.

What you should say:

Ok that’s good. I like it when we just make out and cuddle like high schoolers

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Female Translation

Let’s take a nap…after sex.

What to do

Sleep naked.

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