Female Translation

Well… You are a really cool guy. I am kind of attracted to you and curious about you. But I am getting a lot of GOOD things right now from my relationships and I’m not ready to make the jump yet.

What to do

• If you are the guy she’s hanging out with, be cool about it and go with the flow. If things go well, she could be a great lay or next girlfriend. Even if she is just a friend, she probably has a lot of other girlfriends as well, and expanding your social circle just got that much easier.
• If you are the boyfriend, try to set guidelines of your girl’s behavior around her boyfriends. As always, a balance of power and status is necessary between the sexes. Having a few girlfriends of your own will also help in balancing the power and providing backup options if things go wrong in the current relationship.
• A truly alpha guy understands the SHB mentality and is not jealous or needy when his hot girlfriend has other friends. He is also a man of value and status, and it is with this congruent identity that he places his trust in his partner when this excuse comes up.

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Female Translation

SLUMBER PARTY! YEAH! GIRLS….LINGERIE AND FUN! FOLLOW THE SHINY THING GIRLS.. FOLLOW IT.. FOLLOW IT.. FOLLOW THE SHINY THING.. ITS GOING OVER HERE TO YOUR BEDROOM..

What to do

This excuse usually means 1 of 2 things. One, she is getting bored of you, and wants to see if she can get more positive emotions with her girlfriends than hanging with you. If so, a break-up may be pending.

The second reason is that she’s curious and testing you. Will you ask to come? Will you be turned on? This is a potential invitation for a 3-4-5 way with a ton of girls if presented in the correct context. Watch the tonality in her voice as she is saying this. Is it definitive? Is it high pitched and in a question frame, “Um, my girlfriends and I are having a sleepover… (Would you like to join)?”

In the first case scenario there is not much you can do, other than become a better boyfriend. Bring positive feelings into the relationship instead of negative ones. As always, being a player means having options and backup plans with other girls, in case this relationship loses steam.

If your GF really IS hinting of an all female orgy with you, then why are you still sitting here reading this post?

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Female Translation

XXX

What to do

If she’s lame enough to throw out such a stupid excuse you may as well exaggerate your response as well. Text back, “I’ll come over and help you wash your pussy…” 2^nd text, “…cat. See you at 7.”

Any responses she gives to the original text can be countered simply with, “Irrelevant. Time to Fuck.”

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Female Translation

She’s probably following her normal routine and may have forgotten about the original date. As such, she fell asleep like she usually does after class. She may be still interested in seeing you, but she is probably not as attracted to you as you are to her. Translation:  ”I’m so bored of you, I decided to take a nap”

What to do

• Suggest a different time to meet up again
• Tell her you’re going to pick her up after class tomorrow. No excuses.
• Unless a girl just pulled an all-nighter for a midterm, she’s probably not too tired to see you.  If a girl can’t be bothered to stay awake long enough to hang out with you, the only chance of you sleeping with her is in your dreams.

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