Female Translation

God I hate driving. And he lives so far away. The oil change light is on. I guess that means my car’s broken? Yep. That’s exactly what happened.

What to do

Sometimes the player can identify the problem by asking, “Exactly what is wrong with your car?” This may prompt an honest response, “oh the window isn’t closing” and from there the player can continue to suggest plans for meeting up.

Ignoring this excuse is also an option, because the player can drive to her place to pick her up and eliminate the “problem”.

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Female Translation

Well… You are a really cool guy. I am kind of attracted to you and curious about you. But I am getting a lot of GOOD things right now from my relationships and I’m not ready to make the jump yet.

What to do

• If you are the guy she’s hanging out with, be cool about it and go with the flow. If things go well, she could be a great lay or next girlfriend. Even if she is just a friend, she probably has a lot of other girlfriends as well, and expanding your social circle just got that much easier.
• If you are the boyfriend, try to set guidelines of your girl’s behavior around her boyfriends. As always, a balance of power and status is necessary between the sexes. Having a few girlfriends of your own will also help in balancing the power and providing backup options if things go wrong in the current relationship.
• A truly alpha guy understands the SHB mentality and is not jealous or needy when his hot girlfriend has other friends. He is also a man of value and status, and it is with this congruent identity that he places his trust in his partner when this excuse comes up.

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Female Translation

SLUMBER PARTY! YEAH! GIRLS….LINGERIE AND FUN! FOLLOW THE SHINY THING GIRLS.. FOLLOW IT.. FOLLOW IT.. FOLLOW THE SHINY THING.. ITS GOING OVER HERE TO YOUR BEDROOM..

What to do

This excuse usually means 1 of 2 things. One, she is getting bored of you, and wants to see if she can get more positive emotions with her girlfriends than hanging with you. If so, a break-up may be pending.

The second reason is that she’s curious and testing you. Will you ask to come? Will you be turned on? This is a potential invitation for a 3-4-5 way with a ton of girls if presented in the correct context. Watch the tonality in her voice as she is saying this. Is it definitive? Is it high pitched and in a question frame, “Um, my girlfriends and I are having a sleepover… (Would you like to join)?”

In the first case scenario there is not much you can do, other than become a better boyfriend. Bring positive feelings into the relationship instead of negative ones. As always, being a player means having options and backup plans with other girls, in case this relationship loses steam.

If your GF really IS hinting of an all female orgy with you, then why are you still sitting here reading this post?

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