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#9: My dog is dying

Sep 10, 2009 | Reported by casual | Excuse Type: Rejection

female-32x32Female Translation

I would rather spend time with my dog, than with you. He actually LIKES to lick me.

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male-32x32 What to do

It’s a fact of life that pets pass away, but more often than not, this is just another hard-to-verify excuse that girls use to avoid spending time with you.  If you call her again two weeks later, don’t be surprised to find that her dog is dying a long, slow death.

This is a tough one to break. If indeed true, give her some time to recover. If you know the girl well, buy her a new puppy to signify a new beginning with you. If you know she is full of it, or do not care about the outcome, call her out on her lies with something equally amusing.

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