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		<title>#29: I lost by rabbit</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Introduced in the last 10 years, rabbit vibrators are a girl&#8217;s new best friend.
Female Translation
Not that one, silly!
 What to do
If a girl lost her &#8220;rabbit&#8221;, it&#8217;s time for you to step in. Machines may have longer battery life, but nothing replaces the warm body and stimulating mind of a real man.
If however she gives you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.girlexcuse.com/29-i-lost-by-rabbit/</link>
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		<title>#28: But you called me a &#8220;F**ing Whore!&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[AKA &#8220;But you called me a slut&#8221;, &#8220;but you called me a dirty girl&#8221;, &#8220;but you called me a f&#8217;ing bitch!&#8221;

Scene from Sex and The City
Female Translation
Yes I had degrading and dirty sex with you, but that does NOT make me a slut!
 What to do
This depends on the girl. Usually, this means that the girl [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.girlexcuse.com/28-but-you-called-me-a-fing-whore/</link>
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		<title>#27: I&#8217;m feeling funny</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Female Translation
You make me feel sick
 What to do
Give her some space. Continue a casual friendship and continue to be cool. Try to adjust your vibe so that she first feels comfortable around you. Without the pretext of comfort, attraction cannot be built once a girl finds you to be &#8220;creepy&#8221; and making her feel &#8220;funny&#8221;

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		<link>http://www.girlexcuse.com/27-im-feeling-funny/</link>
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		<title>#26: I have an STD…</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Female Translation
I&#8217;d rather this guy think I&#8217;m a dirty trick than sleep with him.
 What to do
Depends on the STD. Wear a condom. Always.
Sometimes the girl is genuine and she is an honest person. I had a friend who went to bed with a girl who admitted she had Herpes after she undressed. He ran out [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.girlexcuse.com/26-i-have-an-std%e2%80%a6/</link>
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		<title>#25: I have a family emergency</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Female Translation
One of my relatives is having issues. I can&#8217;t think about you right now.
 What to do
So, this happened to me once when a girl canceled on a date. She did not give me the specifics, except a text &#8220;I have a family emergency&#8221;. Further texts from me asking for details, getting no reply, then [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.girlexcuse.com/25-i-have-a-family-emergency/</link>
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		<title>#24 : I have checked out your website&#8230;and&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dimitri the Lover, the infamous phone message guy is up to no good again with a film of his own:
Dimitri the Lover:

Female Translation
Help! Stalker!
 What to do
Run. Fast.
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		<link>http://www.girlexcuse.com/24-i-have-seen-your-website/</link>
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		<title>#23 : You&#8217;re too cute for me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Female Translation
Yes you have a cute face, but you have the personality of an ant! You&#8217;re SO boring!
 What to do
Girls care about looks, but not to the detriment of a sustainable personality. Unlike most guys, who put up with bitchy behavior and bad personalities if the girl is &#8220;hot&#8221;. A female friend of mine often [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.girlexcuse.com/23-youre-too-cute-for-me/</link>
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		<title>#22: I need to feed my cat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Female Translation
I don&#8217;t want to talk to you. You&#8217;re creepy.

Image Source: LOLCats



 What to do
If she has a cat, she&#8217;s using a normal routine like feeding an an excuse to get out of meeting with you. Offer to bring some cat food or cat toys as a last ditch effort. If she doesn&#8217;t have a cat, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.girlexcuse.com/22-i-need-to-feed-my-cat/</link>
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		<title>#21: Let&#8217;s Just Be Friends (LJBF)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Female Translation
You&#8217;re SUCH a good friend. I love having you around. BUT, I am not interested in you sexually. I hope I can keep you around while I sleep with other more sexually attractive guys. You&#8217;re like my female friends without the PMS and catfights! How cute!



 What to do

Volumes have been written on getting [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.girlexcuse.com/excuse-21-lets-just-be-friends-ljbf/</link>
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		<title>#20: I want to focus on my career right now</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Female Translation
I am concerned about my lifestyle!  I just want to get rid of this guy who&#8217;s been stalking me for the past 6 months. Oh, I&#8217;ll just say something serious related to my &#8216;career&#8217; goals and he&#8217;ll shoo away.

What to do
What career?!? She&#8217;s still in school! This usually means that she&#8217;s evaluating her own social [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.girlexcuse.com/excuse-20-i-want-to-focus-on-my-career-right-now/</link>
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