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		<title>#33: I can&#8217;t risk ruining our friendship if it didn&#8217;t work out</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Female Translation: You&#8217;re really useful as a friend What you should say: &#8230; Kezia on responding to &#8220;let&#8217;s just be friends&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>#34: I&#8217;ve got a busy exam period coming up</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Female Translation: I need to find myself a nerd who can help me pass this exam What you should say: Totally. Let me help you with my spark notes!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.girlexcuse.com/34-ive-got-a-busy-exam-period-coming-up/</link>
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		<title>#32: This is too soon after Bob</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Female Translation: I&#8217;m sad, and grieving&#8230; but not enough to sleep with you! What you should say: Let&#8217;s hit up another funeral bro&#8230;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.girlexcuse.com/32-this-is-too-soon-after-bob/</link>
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		<title>#31: We&#8217;re moving in completely different directions&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Female Translation: I need a good reason to break up with you because I met someone better. What you should say: You&#8217;re right we are. I like guys now.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.girlexcuse.com/31-were-moving-in-completely-different-directions/</link>
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		<title>#30: But I just met you…</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Female Translation Um, you&#8217;re as good looking as my ideal &#8220;prince charming&#8221;, so it is going to take a little bit more work before you get some. What to do Take a breath and step up playa! The game requires more work on your part.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.girlexcuse.com/30-but-i-just-met-you%e2%80%a6/</link>
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		<title>#29: I lost by rabbit</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Introduced in the last 10 years, rabbit vibrators are a girl&#8217;s new best friend. Female Translation Not that one, silly! What to do If a girl lost her &#8220;rabbit&#8221;, it&#8217;s time for you to step in. Machines may have longer battery life, but nothing replaces the warm body and stimulating mind of a real man. If [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.girlexcuse.com/29-i-lost-by-rabbit/</link>
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		<title>#28: But you called me a &#8220;F**ing Whore!&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[AKA &#8220;But you called me a slut&#8221;, &#8220;but you called me a dirty girl&#8221;, &#8220;but you called me a f&#8217;ing bitch!&#8221; Scene from Sex and The City Female Translation Yes I had degrading and dirty sex with you, but that does NOT make me a slut! What to do This depends on the girl. Usually, this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.girlexcuse.com/28-but-you-called-me-a-fing-whore/</link>
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		<title>#27: I&#8217;m feeling funny</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Female Translation You make me feel sick What to do Give her some space. Continue a casual friendship and continue to be cool. Try to adjust your vibe so that she first feels comfortable around you. Without the pretext of comfort, attraction cannot be built once a girl finds you to be &#8220;creepy&#8221; and making her [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.girlexcuse.com/27-im-feeling-funny/</link>
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		<title>#26: I have an STD…</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Female Translation I&#8217;d rather this guy think I&#8217;m a dirty trick than sleep with him. What to do Depends on the STD. Wear a condom. Always. Sometimes the girl is genuine and she is an honest person. I had a friend who went to bed with a girl who admitted she had Herpes after she undressed. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.girlexcuse.com/26-i-have-an-std%e2%80%a6/</link>
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		<title>#25: I have a family emergency</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Female Translation One of my relatives is having issues. I can&#8217;t think about you right now. What to do So, this happened to me once when a girl canceled on a date. She did not give me the specifics, except a text &#8220;I have a family emergency&#8221;. Further texts from me asking for details, getting no [...]]]></description>
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