Female Translation:
I need a good reason to break up with you because I met someone better.
What you should say:
You’re right we are. I like guys now.
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Female Translation:
I need a good reason to break up with you because I met someone better.
What you should say:
You’re right we are. I like guys now.
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Female Translation
Not that one, silly!
What to do
If a girl lost her “rabbit”, it’s time for you to step in. Machines may have longer battery life, but nothing replaces the warm body and stimulating mind of a real man.
If however she gives you the real rabbit excuse that she REALLY lost a RABBIT, then she’s probably just not that into you.
Female Translation
You make me feel sick
What to do
Give her some space. Continue a casual friendship and continue to be cool. Try to adjust your vibe so that she first feels comfortable around you. Without the pretext of comfort, attraction cannot be built once a girl finds you to be “creepy” and making her feel “funny”
Female Translation
I’d rather this guy think I’m a dirty trick than sleep with him.
What to do
Depends on the STD. Wear a condom. Always.
Sometimes the girl is genuine and she is an honest person. I had a friend who went to bed with a girl who admitted she had Herpes after she undressed. He ran out and never saw her again.
Dave Chappelle on avoiding STDs
