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Female Translation:
I have a boyfriend… and he’s better than you!
The guys at the mall of Failed Pickup Lines:
What you should say:
Girl – “I have a boyfriend”
Guy – “I have a goldfish”
Girl – “what?”
Guy – “Oh, I though we were listing things that were irrelevant”
Female Translation:
You’re really useful as a friend
What you should say:
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Kezia on responding to “let’s just be friends”
Female Translation:
I need to find myself a nerd who can help me pass this exam
What you should say:
Totally. Let me help you with my spark notes!
Female Translation:
I’m sad, and grieving… but not enough to sleep with you!
What you should say:
Let’s hit up another funeral bro…
