female-32x32Female Translation

You’re my boy toy and I am in a serious relationship. We can fuck when he’s not around.

male-32x32 What to do

Don’t get too attached

female-32x32Female Translation

I want to fuck you but I can’t just say it out-loud

male-32x32 What to do

A friend of mine had this happen to him. The girl was supposedly a nice Christian girl and abstains from sex. She devised a plan to sleep over after a movie one night and I wasn’t able to sleep well in the room next door ever since.

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female-32x32Female Translation:

I want to have sex, but do not make me look like a whore or judge me.

male-32x32What you should say:

Ok that’s good. I like it when we just make out and cuddle like high schoolers

female-32x32Female Translation

Let’s take a nap…after sex.

male-32x32 What to do

Sleep naked.

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