Full list of girl excuses:
#46: My boyfriend is visiting this weekend (while you are dating her)
#46: I’m sorry but I can’t make the date. I have a lot of issues going on right now…
#45: Let’s try sleeping naked tonight
#44: It’s YOUR baby.
#43: (Weird look) Um… I have a boyfriend…
#42: My Girlfriend(s) is (are) waiting for me…
#41: We are not having sex tonight
#40: Let’s take a nap (on my bed)…
#39: I think sex should be for procreation purposes only
#38: I can’t not go out cause I have to babysit that night…
#37: Sex has not been a priority for me…
#36: I have a headache
#35: I’m carrying too much baggage right now
#34: I have a boyfriend!
#33: I can’t risk ruining our friendship if it didn’t work out
#34: I’ve got a busy exam period coming up
#32: This is too soon after Bob
#31: We’re moving in completely different directions…
#30: But I just met you…
#29: I lost by rabbit
#28: But you called me a “F**ing Whore!”
#27: I'm feeling funny
#26: I have an STD…
#25: I have a family emergency
#24: I have checked out your website…and…
#23: You’re too cute for me
#22: I need to feed my cat
#48: I’m totally drunk, can you take me home…
#47: What? I can’t hear you. Sorry!
#21: Let's Just Be Friends (LJBF)
#20: I want to focus on my career right now
#19: I just want to enjoy being single right now
#18: It's not you, it's me
#17: I'm Not Ready For a Relationship (NRFR)
#16: I want to focus on me for a while
#15: I am in a life transition right now
#14: I love you … like a brother
#13: I'm not going up to your room!
#12: We're two completely different people
#11: I'm lesbian
#10: It's just not meant to be
#9: My dog is dying
#8: Jesse is allergic to cell phones
#7: My car is broken…
#6: I have a boyfriend
#5: My girlfriends and I are having a sleepover
#4: I have to finish washing my cat
#3: I fell asleep after class
#2: But it's girls night out tonight
#1: Sorry but my grandma is sick
