Girl Excuses. We’ve all heard them. Unbeknown to men, this is a closely guarded secret known as the “Universal Female Excuse Archive” (UFEA for short) . The UFEA contains all of excuses that all women use in the battle of the sexes. It is the secret language women use to hide her real intentions while achieving her goals nonetheless.
Girl Excuses are used (verbally and non-verbally) amongst females to effectively:
- Delay and annoy failing boyfriends while in search of a better man
- Ward off creepy guys who hit on her
- Get out of trouble using feminine charm
- Have great secret sex without the judgment of society
It is time that these secrets are disclosed. As socialized men, we have combined our knowledge and experience with women and their excuses.
But please, don’t tell any of your girlfriends about this. All knowledge will be denied and you will be ridiculed.
Reporting from the field,
-Alpha & Casual
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