
Female Translation
I do have a babysitting gig tomorrow… but if I really wanted you I would have suggested a different time to meet up.
What to do
Wait it out and suggest a different time. If you are a little boy stuck at home, ask for warm milk.

Female Translation
I do have a babysitting gig tomorrow… but if I really wanted you I would have suggested a different time to meet up.
What to do
Wait it out and suggest a different time. If you are a little boy stuck at home, ask for warm milk.
Female Translation
…I have never had a real orgasm

What to do
Find a way to give her one. Escalate slowly. Or find another girl who has sex as a main priority.
Female Translation
I’m having my period. (And no sex for you)

What to do
Wait it out…
Female Translation
I need a man who can handle my shit!

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What to do
Seriously, find a girl with lesser baggage. Relationships with girls with heavy emotional baggage always end badly.
Case in point: