female-32x32Female Translation

I do have a babysitting gig tomorrow… but if I really wanted you I would have suggested a different time to meet up.

male-32x32 What to do

Wait it out and suggest a different time. If you are a little boy stuck at home, ask for warm milk.

female-32x32Female Translation

…I have never had a real orgasm

male-32x32 What to do

Find a way to give her one. Escalate slowly. Or find another girl who has sex as a main priority.

female-32x32Female Translation

I’m having my period. (And no sex for you)

male-32x32 What to do

Wait it out…

female-32x32Female Translation

I need a man who can handle my shit!

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male-32x32 What to do

Seriously, find a girl with lesser baggage. Relationships with girls with heavy emotional baggage always end badly.

Case in point:

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