female-32x32Female Translation

You shouldn’t hangout with me. I am a mess.

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Guy: (But I just wanted to have sex with you and be done with it!)

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female-32x32Female Translation

I want to fuck you but I can’t just say it out-loud

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A friend of mine had this happen to him. The girl was supposedly a nice Christian girl and abstains from sex. She devised a plan to sleep over after a movie one night and I wasn’t able to sleep well in the room next door ever since.

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female-32x32Female Translation

I want you to give me part of your paycheck you lazy bum!

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DNA Test on Jerry Springer or Maury

female-32x32Female Translation

Who is this creep! Ah! How do I get rid of him…

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Fine! I didn’t want you anyway!

Girls tend to throw the words “creep”, “stalker” and “weird” a lot around guys they may not know. Do not take this personally. Like the words “Slut” and “whore” they are social weapons females use to deflect each other as well as men they do not desire. As soon as she likes a guy he suddenly become “stud” or that “handsome guy”

Don’t take it personally and be less creepy on the next girl you meet

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