female-32x32Female Translation:

You’re really useful as a friend

male-32x32 What you should say:

Kezia on responding to “let’s just be friends”

female-32x32Female Translation:

I need to find myself a nerd who can help me pass this exam
male-32x32 What you should say:

Totally. Let me help you with my spark notes!

female-32x32Female Translation:

I’m sad, and grieving… but not enough to sleep with you!

male-32x32 What you should say:

Let’s hit up another funeral bro…


female-32x32Female Translation:

I need a good reason to break up with you because I met someone better.

male-32x32 What you should say:

You’re right we are. I like guys now.