female-32x32Female Translation

We should fuck, but don’t tell my friends.

male-32x32 What to do

Be a gentleman and give her a ride home. On the way there stop by your house. She won’t want to leave.

female-32x32Female Translation

You’re a weirdo and I am not interested in what you have to say!

male-32x32 What to do

If you are going to get rejected, at least make sure she can hear what you are saying. “I was saying, “ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER?”

You can emulate Cartman on this one