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Female Translation
It’s not ME, it’s YOU. But I am trying to make you feel better about yourself. So I’m going to say it is totally my fault. Gee…I’m such a nice and caring person. And I am really modest too.
What to do
First, try to find out what it is about you that is making her break up the relationship and if it is fixable. Then, find other girls to date in the meantime and as she sees you with other girls her “defect” might suddently be fixed and she’ll become compatible with you again.
Female Translation
I’m not ready for a relationship… with YOU.
What to do
You have been on 10 dates with this girl, buying her expensive dinners and gifts in hopes of sleeping with her. And maybe you have, a few times. Just when you think this girl is a keeper and that you invested enough to become her official “boyfriend”, she gives you the NRFR excuse. To diffuse this, the man must understand:
Female Translation
I have been supporting Joe’s lazy butt for the past 6 months, and he has yet to get promoted to the Burger King store manager. Come to think of it… I can do better with someone else if I get some work done and improve my sex appeal with a new “look”.
What to do
“What? We’ve been focusing on you for the past 2 years! What do you really want?!”
