Female Translation

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What to do

If she’s lame enough to throw out such a stupid excuse you may as well exaggerate your response as well. Text back, “I’ll come over and help you wash your pussy…” 2^nd text, “…cat. See you at 7.”

Any responses she gives to the original text can be countered simply with, “Irrelevant. Time to Fuck.”

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Female Translation

She’s probably following her normal routine and may have forgotten about the original date. As such, she fell asleep like she usually does after class. She may be still interested in seeing you, but she is probably not as attracted to you as you are to her. Translation:  ”I’m so bored of you, I decided to take a nap”

What to do

• Suggest a different time to meet up again
• Tell her you’re going to pick her up after class tomorrow. No excuses.
• Unless a girl just pulled an all-nighter for a midterm, she’s probably not too tired to see you.  If a girl can’t be bothered to stay awake long enough to hang out with you, the only chance of you sleeping with her is in your dreams.

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