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Introduced in the last 10 years, rabbit vibrators are a girl’s new best friend.
Female Translation
Not that one, silly!
What to do
If a girl lost her “rabbit”, it’s time for you to step in. Machines may have longer battery life, but nothing replaces the warm body and stimulating mind of a real man.
If however she gives you the real rabbit excuse that she REALLY lost a RABBIT, then she’s probably just not that into you.
AKA “But you called me a slut”, “but you called me a dirty girl”, “but you called me a f’ing bitch!”
Scene from Sex and The City
Female Translation
Yes I had degrading and dirty sex with you, but that does NOT make me a slut!
What to do
This depends on the girl. Usually, this means that the girl is actually a good girl and is not used to dirty language in bed. Apologize, tone it down. Dial it back and start slowly. If you called her a slut, start by calling her a bad girl. Most of the time, role playing and dirty talk turns up the intensity in bed.
of course, calibrate depending on the girl. Some girls just don’t like any degrading language in bed. However, having been with many, I know that most women do.
Female Translation
You make me feel sick
What to do
Give her some space. Continue a casual friendship and continue to be cool. Try to adjust your vibe so that she first feels comfortable around you. Without the pretext of comfort, attraction cannot be built once a girl finds you to be “creepy” and making her feel “funny”
