Female Translation
You’re my boy toy and I am in a serious relationship. We can fuck when he’s not around.
What to do
Don’t get too attached

Female Translation
You’re my boy toy and I am in a serious relationship. We can fuck when he’s not around.
What to do
Don’t get too attached

Female Translation
You shouldn’t hangout with me. I am a mess.
What to do
Guy: (But I just wanted to have sex with you and be done with it!)

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Female Translation
I want to fuck you but I can’t just say it out-loud
What to do
A friend of mine had this happen to him. The girl was supposedly a nice Christian girl and abstains from sex. She devised a plan to sleep over after a movie one night and I wasn’t able to sleep well in the room next door ever since.

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Female Translation
I want you to give me part of your paycheck you lazy bum!
What to do
DNA Test on Jerry Springer or Maury