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#33: I can’t risk ruining our friendship if it didn’t work out

Jun 15, 2010 | Reported by alphawolf | Excuse Type: Uncategorized

female-32x32Female Translation:

You’re really useful as a friend

male-32x32 What you should say:

Kezia on responding to “let’s just be friends”

#34: I’ve got a busy exam period coming up

Jun 12, 2010 | Reported by alphawolf | Excuse Type: Uncategorized

female-32x32Female Translation:

I need to find myself a nerd who can help me pass this exam
male-32x32 What you should say:

Totally. Let me help you with my spark notes!

#32: This is too soon after Bob

Jun 12, 2010 | Reported by alphawolf | Excuse Type: Uncategorized

female-32x32Female Translation:

I’m sad, and grieving… but not enough to sleep with you!

male-32x32 What you should say:

Let’s hit up another funeral bro…