#46: My boyfriend is visiting this weekend (while you are dating her)

Jan 2, 2011 | Reported by alphawolf | Excuse Type: Hookups

female-32x32Female Translation

You’re my boy toy and I am in a serious relationship. We can fuck when he’s not around.

male-32x32 What to do

Don’t get too attached

female-32x32Female Translation

You shouldn’t hangout with me. I am a mess.

male-32x32 What to do

Guy: (But I just wanted to have sex with you and be done with it!)

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#45: Let’s try sleeping naked tonight

Dec 27, 2010 | Reported by alphawolf | Excuse Type: Hookups

female-32x32Female Translation

I want to fuck you but I can’t just say it out-loud

male-32x32 What to do

A friend of mine had this happen to him. The girl was supposedly a nice Christian girl and abstains from sex. She devised a plan to sleep over after a movie one night and I wasn’t able to sleep well in the room next door ever since.

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#44: It’s YOUR baby.

Dec 24, 2010 | Reported by alphawolf | Excuse Type: Tricks for committment

female-32x32Female Translation

I want you to give me part of your paycheck you lazy bum!

male-32x32 What to do

DNA Test on Jerry Springer or Maury

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